I got my car back from the latest theft attempt on Thursday. I stayed in all weekend, but ventured out tonight to the Park Bar to meet up with friends for a bit. Someone broke into my car again just to rifle around and see if there was anything in it. At least they didn't rip apart the ignition this time.
Five days - that's definitely a record. The previous record was two weeks. You're improving, Detroit.
God, whatever I did to piss you off for this shitty year, mea culpa. Please forgive me.