Please do not forward on the 1977 JC Penny catalog email to me. And stop forwarding it on to other people.
Everyone has seen it. They have seen it 100 times. It was amazing, for a minute. Now it is spam.
If you haven't seen it yet, you are incredibly poorly-connected and out of the loop. When you receive it in your email inbox - and you will - please assume you are at the bottom of the email food chain and delete it when you are done. You are just embarrassing yourself if you forward it on now.